Brain: Youâ€™re probably going to drop your iPad now.
Me: Wait, what? No Iâ€™m not.
Brain: OK, fine. Whatever.
Me: Seriously, why would I do that? Especially when youâ€™ve warned me.
Brain: Youâ€™re the boss.
[iPad drops out of hand for no clear reason, Me tries desperately to prevent or soften the impact, has flashback of the warning earlier from Brain.]
Me: Stupid brain.
The iPad seems OK, but the case doesnâ€™t click on any more. This can be replaced.