Plop, plop. Fizz, fizz.

“So what were those fizzy tablets called? Alcatraz?”

“No, Alcatraz is a small island in San Francisco with a prison on it.”

“Oh, like in Harry Potter.”

“I don’t think Alcatraz was in Harry Potter.”

“Oh, Azkaban. Never mind. I’ve got it now.”

“I think my head might be starting to hurt. Actually Alka-Seltzer would be pretty helpful for that.”

“I said never mind. I’ve got it now.”