Doors and windows

Sometimes when one door closes, another one opens. But if you also have some windows open, sometimes when you close one door, it makes another door on the other side of the house slam shut from the wind and that traps some dogs in your bedroom and some outside your bedroom and they all go nuts and bark at the invisible intruder for two minutes and then they all chase each other around and wrestle on your bed and playfully bite your hands when you open the door back up and prop it open with a clay piggybank filled with pennies so when one door closes another one can’t close at the same time quite so easily.