Don’t taunt the remote control truck
My kid just used a Christmas gift card to buy a remote control vehicle she wanted. The precautions in the manual all make sense in their own way, but some of them seemed oddly specific.
â€¢ The sun is angry and unmerciful
â€¢ Do not drive through stink lines
â€¢ Do not ram brick walls
â€¢ Do not park on red needles. Or red indoor grass.
â€¢ Do not drive through that black, sentient oily stuff from the movie Prometheus
It’s no Happy Fun Ball.