chip off the ol’ block
I was driving home from the vet with my daughter and 2 dogs. On the long dirt road we live on, a neighbor was driving maybe 45 or 50 mph in front of us and kicking up a huge dust trail. My daughter said, “Look at those weirdos, they’re driving too fast.” There was a short pause, and she said, “Daddy, I said ‘weirdos’ instead of ‘bastards.'” This was followed by a longer pause.