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When I walk home after I drop my daughter off at school in the morning, there’s often this silver, 2-door Honda Civic that drives by me. There’s always either one or two dogs hanging out the window. They always bark at me, I always look over, then we acknowledge each other with guy-nods and they …
The dogs were just barking for no reason as I stood in the kitchen putting on some brown rice. Knowing nobody else was in the house, for my own amusement I tried to make loud groany noises to distract the dogs from their barkery. The louder they barked for no reason, the louder and groanier …
If cats can have their own television stations, as I assume they do, there should be at least one radio station for dogs. There could be tender, folky, platonic love songs like, “You Can Have Some Love, But You Can Keep Your Kisses (Because Your Mouth Smells Like the Dumpster Behind an All-You-Can-Eat Crawfish Place …
If they ever need a motto for dogs to replace “Man’s best friend,” (which actually still works really well), I would humbly suggest, “You’re lucky you’re cute.”
As I understand it, sleep apnea is when breathing stops, or nearly stops, repeatedly while someone is sleeping, impacting the quality of their rest and possibly their health. I wonder what the term is for when someone’s breathing repeatedly stops or nearly stops while they’re sleeping, but specifically because both their nostrils have gotten temporarily …
One of the dogs was pressed so hard into me that it woke me up while there was some lightning going on, we were like two parentheses. )) I thought, “Man, dogs are really a double-edged sword,” while I was going back to sleep. As the thought repeated itself, I realized that this dog was …