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Trading places

Posted on September 18, 2015 by mullicious_w7ux22

When I walk home after I drop my daughter off at school in the morning, there’s often this silver, 2-door Honda Civic that drives by me. There’s always either one or two dogs hanging out the window. They always bark at me, I always look over, then we acknowledge each other with guy-nods and they …

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You’re never truly alone

Posted on April 14, 2015 by mullicious_w7ux22

The dogs were just barking for no reason as I stood in the kitchen putting on some brown rice. Knowing nobody else was in the house, for my own amusement I tried to make loud groany noises to distract the dogs from their barkery. The louder they barked for no reason, the louder and groanier …

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Dog radio

Posted on April 8, 2015 by mullicious_w7ux22

If cats can have their own television stations, as I assume they do, there should be at least one radio station for dogs. There could be tender, folky, platonic love songs like, “You Can Have Some Love, But You Can Keep Your Kisses (Because Your Mouth Smells Like the Dumpster Behind an All-You-Can-Eat Crawfish Place …

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You’re lucky you’re cute

Posted on April 5, 2015 by mullicious_w7ux22

If they ever need a motto for dogs to replace “Man’s best friend,” (which actually still works really well), I would humbly suggest, “You’re lucky you’re cute.”

Sleep flapnea

Posted on October 8, 2014 by mullicious_w7ux22

As I understand it, sleep apnea is when breathing stops, or nearly stops, repeatedly while someone is sleeping, impacting the quality of their rest and possibly their health. I wonder what the term is for when someone’s breathing repeatedly stops or nearly stops while they’re sleeping, but specifically because both their nostrils have gotten temporarily …

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Dogs are double-edged swords

Posted on July 9, 2014 by mullicious_w7ux22

One of the dogs was pressed so hard into me that it woke me up while there was some lightning going on, we were like two parentheses. )) I thought, “Man, dogs are really a double-edged sword,” while I was going back to sleep. As the thought repeated itself, I realized that this dog was …

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Updates part II: the new dogs

Posted on May 18, 2011 by mullicious_w7ux22

Another day in the life of…

Posted on May 14, 2011 by mullicious_w7ux22

Updates part I: the old dogs

Posted on May 12, 2011 by mullicious_w7ux22

Mindfulness and dog pee

Posted on February 10, 2009 by mullicious_w7ux22

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