Burfiss. It’s still just for breakfast.

If you’re getting food together for dogs and you ask them if they want some “burfiss” (breakfast) and also use the Dog Voice, they’re like OH HELL YES and start running around in circles and knocking things over and groaning to show how much they want burfiss.

If you do the exactly same thing with a grumpy and tired 12 year old girl, it doesn’t automatically go exactly the same way.