Kenpos 1.0-4.0

  • December 18, 2017

As I was laying half awake during some dark hour and reviewing everything I could remember about the last couple days, I recalled that on several recent drives I had seen several Kenpo 5.0 stickers on car windows. I also noted that I had not remembered seeing a single sticker, window or otherwise, for any other versions of Kenpo. I…

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Usually when I swear at Siri it’s on purpose

  • December 13, 2017

I accidentally held down my iPad's button while I was walking around with it and the Siri thing came on to ask what she could help with. At exactly the same time, I spotted a sock of mine on the floor that one of the dogs had just chewed up, and I said, "Assholes!" Siri said, "There's no need for…

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LUUURRRRRRRR MMMUURRRRRR

  • November 23, 2017

In one dream last night, I was in a movie theater with Sydney. While the movie was playing, I remember being more focused on the stuff that kept falling out of my coat pocket than I was on the movie, and each time I retrieved my stuff off the floor there was more and more movie garbage mixed with it.…

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Not everyone likes eggs, I guess

  • November 21, 2017

I was standing in the kitchen and on a whim, I called several dogs over to give them some kind of crunchy treats before I realized that I'm completely out of them. It's on my list of things to do over the next day or two, but they didn't seem to grasp my intention to totally catch up with them…

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Sometimes a bow and arrow is just a bow and arrow

  • November 9, 2017

I remembered a small chunk of a dream where I was with my family some kind of kid’s activity place. There were a few parents around, and lots of kids running around in vague groups. I was sitting on a bench near a little outdoor cafe with round tables and parents drinking coffee and using their phones and fussing with…

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Just call it whatever you want.

  • November 2, 2017

I remembered a snippet of a dream where I was playing piano for people somewhere, and I said something like, "I call this next one Spooky Monday," and then I started to play the Jackson 5 song Never Can Say Goodbye. Someone said, "Hey, that's the Jackson 5 song Never Can Say Goodbye," and I said, "I know, that's just…

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Hold the pickle

  • November 1, 2017

There was a cop in an SUV conspicuously parked on the street outside the school this morning, pretty typical. So I dropped her off and looped around the lot, and when I pulled back onto the street and slowly approached the SUV from behind, I noticed thin gold letters on the back left side that said CITRON. I was like,…

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Blue Eyed Soul

  • October 30, 2017

I just saw this black and white picture of Michael McDonald and the eyes were blue. I'd just had a conversation a few days earlier with my daughter about "blue eyed soul," and I asked if she noticed anything about the picture. She said, "Yeah, the eyes." I asked if she remembered what that meant, and she said, "Isn't that…

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Sunflower Seed Guy

  • October 25, 2017

I thought I'd found a killer spot at my kid's school at pickup time, but I didn't pay attention and now I'm stuck next to "sunflower seed guy," this old dude who eats a pound of sunflower seeds while he's waiting for his grandkid and spits or throws the shells out the window of his running minivan by the handful…

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