You ever walk out of a store or something, and your kid holds the door for you so you say, “Thanks, kid,” or, “Thanks, baby” or something, but then when you get all the way outside, you realize your kid is already 60 feet in front of you and it was actually some stranger you just said “thanks, baby” to and when you turn around to apologize or clarify, they’re already long gone and probably wondering what happened just as much as you are?

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