Brain: You’re probably going to drop your iPad now.
Me: Wait, what? No I’m not.
Brain: OK, fine. Whatever.
Me: Seriously, why would I do that? Especially when you’ve warned me.
Brain: You’re the boss.

[iPad drops out of hand for no clear reason, Me tries desperately to prevent or soften the impact, has flashback of the warning earlier from Brain.]

Brain: …
Me: Stupid brain.
Brain: LOL

The iPad seems OK, but the case doesn’t click on any more. This can be replaced.

Stupid brain.