An actual stream roller almost just backed into me. I can’t exactly discern the message life is trying to send me, but I hope it involves either cartoons or the Dukes of Hazard. I avoided it by quickly backing up and driving around it, but he never slowed down or looked back.

Also, it’s troubling that the steamroller-driver Code of Honor doesn’t seem to include something about “checking behind your steamroller from time to time.” If it were up to me, that would be like the first part of the pledge.