I think this year, I’m going to resolve to stop hunching to look in the rearview mirror. I want to find a bumper sticker that says DON’T HUNCH, ADJUST! with an illustration of one of those badass World War II factory worker women with her hair in a kerchief giving a thumbs up with her gloved hand or something. Then, when I see someone else with the same sticker, and one of us catches the other one adjusting their rearview mirrors, we can give each other a little smile and a knowing wink, like, “That guy knows, man. That guy knows.”