My daughter just had a moment where she forgot how to say “availiayable” and she said it wrong enough times in a row that I forgot what the real word sounded like and what it meant.

I told her that her mouth was punching my brain in the stomach and she laughed and thought that was funny and started saying it that way on purpose, so now I may never remember how to say availiaiyable again or remember what it means.

Then she complained she’s starting to talk like me because she accidentally said “mouf” instead of “mouth” the way I often do on purpose and now we’re a little closer or something.