Not wide awake, but not exactly wide asleep either. Pointless, asinine portmenteaus and neologisms amuse me meantime.

Like different kinds of waltz terms:

Balltz: An edgy waltz
Haltz: When the waltz stops at the end
Crawltz: A very slow waltz
Falltz: When someone stumbles while rehearsing a waltz
Schmaltz: Rendered chicken fat; not a waltz, but it keeps popping up anyway