People keep telling me, “How did you expect the dog to behave when you named him Loki after the Scandinavian god of mischief and/or evil?” Like the name itself endows him with evil powers or something and if I’d just named him Mr. Sofa No-Kill everything would have been fine.

Well if that’s how it works, I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t name him Bruce Lee cause then he’d know Kung Fu, too.